Tell her she can't have a vagina
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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