no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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