I wanna bring you to show and tell
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
its liver damage thursday
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