She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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