i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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