I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Quick, to the slutcave!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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