Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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