The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize