My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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