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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My penis needs a shock collar
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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