what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm sobbing to NWA
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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