I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
