Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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