Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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