Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
we should paint friendship bongs
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