He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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