Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Never underestimate the power of titties
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