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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?

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(815): View more from Illinois

we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???

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Oh God.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.

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You eat cookies in the shower?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.

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(210): View more from Texas

Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!

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