ugly people sure do ruin things
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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