absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think I have vodka in my lungs
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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