So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize
