Well apparently he's into motor boating.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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