Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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