I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I am available for nakedness
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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