Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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