Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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