Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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