Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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