new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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