I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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