THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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