i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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