Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
