last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Drunk is a universal language darling
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize