Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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