I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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