You can't motorboat a personality
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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