Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize