Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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