Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
