A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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