I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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