Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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