But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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