My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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only if we run a train.
done.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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