i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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