she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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