Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She announced her abortion via fbk
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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