Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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