If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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