I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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