They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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