Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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